Levi?

Well, the name of the father-yet-to-be-husband of the mother-daughter-of-the-yet-to-be-Vice President is...

LEVI.

Levi Johnston.

And I thought that it wasn't until recently that celebs had Biblical names that were in vogue.

Well, her name is Bristol. We won't go there.

But then again, if the pants fit, wear 'em.