Friday, July 10, 2009

A "Need We Say More?" Category Post

...a Stockton family has discovered Jackson’s face in a tree knot on their lawn, sparking a Crichton Leprechaun-style hysteria among the locals, who still revere the artist for having consoled them after a school shooting. Said one awed tree-worshipper, “Michael Jackson meant more to us than Jesus, to some people. I think they’re both about even.”



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