Obama Teleprompter Assassination Attempt Successful

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Barack Obama was giving a speech on urban policy late this afternoon when his precious teleprompter fell and shattered all over the floor. Midway through his speech on urban and metropolitan policy in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building this afternoon, one of his two small glass prompters came crashing down, hitting the wood floor and crashing in many pieces. It made quite a ruckus.

"Oh, goodness," a startled President Obama said. "Sorry about that, guys."